Hadron Collider Used To Bring Satan Back
THE Hadron Collider opens a stargate to allow Satan to return:
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THE Hadron Collider opens a stargate to allow Satan to return:
May 18th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Wow!
If people had known this they would have got the funding to build the large Hadron Collider years ago.
Would have saved a lot of public money; the Bible Belt would have stumped up for it…
May 18th, 2008 at 11:41 am
If the Hadron Collider used to bring Satan back, what’s it bringing back now? Cerberus?
May 18th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
There was a young lady from Cern,
who was often rather stern,
but once she had Hadron,
and Satan had had fun,
for collisions she frequently yearned…
May 18th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I’m not going to stoop to your sub-atomic particle level.
May 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Damn!
May 18th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Actually, that probably should have been ‘Down Boy! Down Boy! Down Boy!
May 18th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
The inimitable Smudd met her match with young Hugh,
On a wing, with a prayer, she ‘waltzed’ with a view,
To marriage one day, - the wider agenda,
Convinced that this way, his surname he’d lend her,
She baulked at the alter – his last name was Jarse.
May 18th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I’m not sure whether your Bark! Bark! Bark! is worse than my Bite! Bite! Bite! on this occasion: I’ll have to put my heads together…
May 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
That makes three of us…
May 18th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Three keen posters, sitting on a thread,
When one keen poster………..
May 18th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
When out on a wing-waltz one day,
Smudd’s knicker elastic gave way:
As she clung to the strut
With her tightly-clenched butt
She was heard to shout “Girls - Bums Away!”
May 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
The bums fell away, and bounced where they lay,
Barnes Wallace felt proud, then moved to say,
Collider with Hadron you’re just in the way,
It’s a country sized arse, and you it’ll slay.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
After her close brush with Hugh
Smudd’s mood was a sorrowful blue;
“Hugh, you broke my heart,
But you’re just an old fart”,
So she mooned and said “This is for you!”
May 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Jarse was ne’er beat,
his heart skipped a beat,
He gazed at the moon,
and started to swoon,
my darling young Smudd,
is near in the nud.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
As buttocks fell out of the sky
The scientists all wondered why;
Tho’ Hadron was guarded
They were being bumbarded
By arse-cheeks as big as Mumbai.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Carmen
I think it’s down to merely two keen posters sitting on a thread …
May 18th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
With Hadron demolished,
Her cheeks were repolished,
And sent out for Bush’s approval,
Reissued to Basra,
They guarded the kharzi,
And kept out the Farsi.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I feel it would probably lead to a degree of talk were we to assemble too obviously.
Hecate is probably in a hissy fit about Satan getting all the credit, or possibly all the debit, and I wonder whether this is the right moment PR-wise to consult our Anorak-Gooseberries(tm) and enquire ‘When shall we three meet again?’
May 18th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still
Hadron, ron, ron, ron, Hadron, ron ron….
May 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Hecate does NOT do Satan, and please don’t upset her, otherwise I shall have to go and placate her….
May 18th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
My apologies, the Scottish Play had me in its vice-like grip…
It’s all Shakespeare’s fault…
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Not to worry, am used to attempting to placate Hecate, she’s always in a strop
May 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
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chenier Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I feel it would probably lead to a degree of talk were we to assemble too obviously.
……………….
The thunder, lightning and rain is always a bit of a giveaway. And those Thanes don’t help either.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Good names for the dog’s heads : Had, Ron and Ron.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Or just Ron, Ron, Ron.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
But without the thunder and lightning how are we supposed to make it clear to the assembled multitudes that it’s not wise to mess with us?
I’m with you all of the way on the Thanes, though…
May 18th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
But somebody told me his name was Bill…
May 18th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
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chenier Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
But somebody told me his name was Bill…
……..
and luckily he had his defibrillator with him …
May 18th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
26
chenier Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
But somebody told me his name was Bill…
……..
and luckily he had his defibrillator with him …
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Quite unnecessary now that I have my Anorak-Gooseberry(tm)…
May 18th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
But without the thunder and lightning how are we supposed to make it clear to the assembled multitudes that it’s not wise to mess with us?
…………..
Perhaps just some persistent drizzle to go with our persistent drivel..
May 18th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
But without the thunder and lightning how are we supposed to make it clear to the assembled multitudes that it’s not wise to mess with us?
…………..
Perhaps just some persistent drizzle to go with our persistent drivel..
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Nonsense! This is creative thinking; what does every woman need in this technology driven society, where, to be brutally honest, most of the toys are for the boys?
I see us as a focus group; who else would have noticed that, whilst the Anorak-Gooseberry(tm) fulfills a very important group of needs, it also includes a defibrillator for those heart-stopping moments when we first look at the size of the Bill?