Hadron Collider Used To Bring Satan Back
THE Hadron Collider opens a stargate to allow Satan to return:
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October 23rd, 2009 at 4:57 am
this is the logical conclusion of watching the latest daVinci Code movie while doing COKE. PuLeEz
September 10th, 2008 at 6:39 am
lol this dude is high on particles…
September 10th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Lol! this dude is like high on particles and is accelerating through his head!
September 9th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Was this video a joke?
September 8th, 2008 at 5:38 am
lol Your a complete idiot, I’ve seen all your religious bullshit videos, your a complete joke!
I hope the world does end.
September 5th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
hi i like what you said and i do belive you in all the things you said why is it always the freemasons involved in this stupid things
September 5th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I found awfully contradicting that you are so quick to say that the “god particle” doesn’t exist when you believe in a god that you have absolutely no proof of. Of course there is the bible and what not, but are you really ready to base every belief on a book that was written over 2000 years ago. The accuracy is of the book has no credidation. Additionally, you say that satan will return to the Earth through this “stargate,” however many religions say that satan lives with us know, tempting us to sin. So I find most of your comments very unresearched and circumstantial. And before you go spreading your point of view around the internet, what makes you qualified to assess what this particle accelerator can do, considering that you haven’t been working on the project and have no information about it except that the uncredible information you pick up from the media. Listen i don’t give a shit about your religion, i respect and commend that you have enough faith to believe in something that may not even exist. But don’t be so fast to put down other theorie; open your mind and think of other possibilities.
September 5th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
jesus christ is our saviour
May 18th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
The muted aitch is so much more……well less can be more
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Hno Hneed fHor mHe to Hemphasise my Hpoint HENNY more. Going to watch Brokeback Mountain now - sHee Hyall ‘gain sometime!
May 18th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Not with HSA?
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I won’t give HSA the Time Of Day, since I believe that their godawful adverts (Hey, jus’ say) are responsible for everyone I have met in the last 2 years pronouncing the letter H (listed in the dictionary as aitch) as HAYYYYYch. Taken to Hits lHogical cHonclusion, wHe’ll all sound lHike PHarker ofH THHHHHunderbirds bHy 2009.
The muted aitch is so much more……well less can be more
May 18th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
CHEESE SANDWICH STEALS FILLING!
Less use of the word ‘claiming’, please…
Not with HSA? or BUPA, neither am I
May 18th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Shouldn’t you all be on the ‘roots break’ ………dance thread?
May 18th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Don’t think about it; just remind yourself that you are the terror of the Luftwaffe…
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It must be the way I crack a smile.
May 18th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
CHEESE SANDWICH STEALS FILLING!
It is believed that a dangerous cheesy sandwich may be responsible for one of the most audacious filling thefts in recorded time. Speaking from her book-lined home, victim
chenier says :
“We had roast pork on Friday night, with crackling. My dentistry survived completely unscathed”, said C. H. Enier (19) when pressed.
And yet, less than 48 hours later Ms Enier is claiming that the contents of half a tooth has been maliciously sucked out by a crustless bread sandwich made up of a Kraft Cheese Triangle, aided and abetted by one or two slices of tomato. “I wasn’t even eating something enjoyably crackly! Tonight a cheese sandwich does for me! It’s the sort of filling that occupies half a tooth” Ms Enier managed to croak through her broken smile.
Dental practices are tonight believed to be afraid, very afraid. Her local baker was unavailble for comment.
May 18th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
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JuneJohnson Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Beaunions sounds fine, am an absolute tart anyway.
Chenier granary bread is a cause, perhaps a crown might be better?
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Had one of those 2 months ago; I do not propose to dwell on it since Gloria may pass out again. But no, it wasn’t even granary.
Back to the ostrich plumes; I’m fairly sure ostriches are a bugger to pluck. Who’s volunteering?
May 18th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
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Carmen Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I used to have the world’s best looking dentist when I lived in England - I would faint with pleasure every time he told me to lie back and enjoy it.
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I’m just going to lie back and ………………………… sorry, I seem to have fainted for a minute.
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Don’t think about it; just remind yourself that you are the terror of the Luftwaffe…
May 18th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Beaunions sounds fine, am an absolute tart anyway.
Chenier granary bread is a cause, perhaps a crown might be better?
May 18th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
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Carmen Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I used to have the world’s best looking dentist when I lived in England - I would faint with pleasure every time he told me to lie back and enjoy it.
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I’m just going to lie back and ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… sorry, I seem to have fainted for a minute.
May 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Thank you, fellow Mosquitoes, I just seem to have spent hideous amounts of time and money on dentistry over the last few months, not to mention a fair amount of agony on the root canal stuff, and I wasn’t even eating something enjoyably crackly!
We had roast pork on Friday night, with crackling, and my dentistry survived completely unscathed. And tonight a cheese sandwich does for me!
It’s the sort of filling that occupies half a tooth.
Ok, I’ll stop whinging and get back to protecting Old Mr Anorak from the nefarious plans of Lady De Winter; my ostrich plumes are ready to go…
May 18th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
but my toes polish up sexily still,
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so could you be Beaunions perhaps? Still in the realm of age-related decrepitude, but implying a persistent allure?
May 18th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
My dentist is too totally gorgeous, and a good drillside manner, but my trips to the loo, ooh. But its a check up
May 18th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I used to have the world’s best looking dentist when I lived in England - I would faint with pleasure every time he told me to lie back and enjoy it.
Quite happy to e-mail his address to anyone who needs it - London and Welsh Borders surgery!
May 18th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
well my hair is well behaved, have a slight pedal problem, but my toes polish up sexily still, veins? hands are a bit orf, and broken veins on legs, and its an anagram of vines….
May 18th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
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JuneJohnson Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
eek have a dental appt on Weds, do you want it?
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Testosterone Boy having tooth out this week ready for installation of orthodontic nature. I get giddy just watching and am seriously every dentist’s nightmare; I sob and then I faint. How girly is that?
May 18th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Works for me; I’m so brainy that I just parted company with yet another filling.
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So a trip to Laurence Olivier is on the cards then? (begins to weep at the idea).
I don’t believe it was a soft cheesy sarnie - I think you shove down the peanut brittle like there’s no tomorrow if you think no-one can see you and you can swill away the peanut whiff with a bit of warm champagne… And have you got a big hat with an ostrich feather ready for when the Muskirtees Ride Out?
May 18th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
eek have a dental appt on Weds, do you want it?
May 18th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Frizz, Veins, Bunions and Corns!
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I was going to type Piles but figured I’d be the one to get stuck with that moniker, so settled with something that sat more comfortably.
May 18th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Maybe Veins, because it rhymes with Brains?
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Works for me; I’m so brainy that I just parted company with yet another filling.
I was eating a cheese and tomato sandwich.
It wasn’t crusty bread!
How can anyone lose a filling eating a cheese and tomato sandwich made with non-crusty bread?
My apologies; I will now return to normal service…
May 18th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Maybe Veins, because it rhymes with Brains?
and appreciably better than piles
May 18th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
May 18th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Frizz, Veins, Bunions and Corns!
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Which one am I?
May 18th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Frizz, Veins, Bunions and Corns!