Americans Kidnapped Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
THEY want me. They really want me:
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thursday accused the United States of plotting to kidnap and assassinate him during a visit this year to Iraq, state media reported.
The hardline president told a meeting of clerics in the central city of Qom that Iran’s “enemies” planned to kill him when he went to Baghdad in March, according to the president’s Web site. Iranian leaders usually use the term “enemies” to refer to Western nations and the United States in particular.
The report on the presidential Web site did not specify the United States as the source of the plot. But state television reported that Ahmadinejad had “unveiled a shocking story”—that “Americans had intended to kidnap him during his trip to Iraq.”
Ahmadinejad said the plot was never carried out because of “intentional” last-minute changes in his schedule during the visit, the Web site said. He said the conspirators learned about the changes too late, when he had departed Iraq.
Exclusive: They did kidnap him and replaced him with a small monkey called Steve… Shhhh…
June 20th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
The Iranian President Ah’m-a-dinejadcket is reported to have said to a meeting of clerics
‘ They did not succeed with the kidnap and assassination plot because they mistook me for ah’m a dinejadcket hot political potato following intentional last-minute changes. Mah mood is good because our useless enemies have shown you how they fear me, so important am I, and united us once again’
June 20th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
…I prefer to call him Steve….
June 28th, 2008 at 6:34 am
IT IS THE DEVIL SATAN TERRORIST FANATIC BUSH WHO RESEMBLES THE MONKEY STEVE LOOK CAREFULLY AND COMPERE BOTH BUSH AND STEVE THEY SEEM TO BE OF THE SAME SPECIES