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OFT Bans STIFF Strips

THE OFT says:

The OFT has obtained assurances from a Latvian company that it will no longer promote and sell its impotency product, ‘STIFF Strips’, in the UK. S.I.H.N sent mailings to UK consumers under the name of ‘Reprohealth’. The mailings claimed that STIFF Strips were ‘five times more powerful than any other impotency pill, spray or cure’ and offered packs of STIFF Strips for up to £45 for 168 strips.

Described as a ‘new discovery’ containing ‘powerful anti-impotency agents’, mailings made claims about the efficacy of the product, guaranteeing its effects within five minutes and including claims that ‘with STIFF Strips you can make love for hours’. The mailings used explicit language to describe the effect of STIFF Strips and testimonials from men who claimed that the product had dramatically improved their sexual performance. The mailings also claimed that the product ‘works on women too’.

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  1. 1 chenier Says:

    Damn!

    I think I’m going to pour myself a stiff drink…

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