I have been influenced so much I don’t know my own mind anymore!

I have become shrewish and over-cautious. Reticent and withdrawn as well! Is the World really this conspiratorial??? The bloggers must be right!

So compelled am I by political bloggers that I won’t leave the house unless I have read online blogs first thing in the morning!- Oh! And my Horoscope. And I never buy a newspaper!

I save a fortune on newspapers now.

I think that these bloggers - whoever they are - quite literally have the whole fucking World at their fingertips! And good on them!

I am just wondering if I should sack going to the Lords and become a political blogger instead. Or do both.

I could do politics on my lap-top - in my house-coat whilst sat in the garden without make-up.

I am just off to start becoming relevant and here and now - and get me some influencing done - right now! Bzzzzz! Bzzzzzz!