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Paris Hilton’s Energy Policy

PARIS Hilton’s bikini saves energy:

Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan - McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds.

argumentum ad fortiori, the argument from strength. From the Latin, meaning “argument from strength.”

Writes Jay:

New Paris Hilton video on Funny or Die! Responding to a McCain ad that likens Obama to celebrities like the airhead heiress, Paris appears in a leopard-spotted swimsuit. “I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead,” she says, announcing her candidacy to become president a mere eight years before the U.S. Constitution allows.

She does a nice mashup of her rivals’ energy policies: “We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars,” she says.

The McCain campaign volleys back with a very nice argumentum ad fortiori. If something more-so is true, then it’s likely that something less-so will be true as well. Or vice versa. If Paris’s energy policy trumps Barack’s, then we all had better move to Jedda.

Snappy Answer: Plus, she’d be the only president to make energy policy seem dirty.

  1. 1 anaheim flash Says:

    She has my vote !! - I have seen her in actio on the internet - talented - very !!!

  2. 2 dairy Says:

    how long did it take her to learn that particular line…?

  3. 3 Larry Says:

    I dunno, she’s pretty good with a mouthfull.

  4. 4 dairy Says:

    seen the video Larry? or are we talking personal experience here…?!!

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