Miley Cyrus In Disneyland
Miley Cyrus is celebrating her 16th birthday party at Disney World. Says she:
“I only turn 16 once, so it’s going to be an awesome party with my favorite rides, hanging out with friends, fireworks and more,” she said in a statement. “I’ll even get to sing a couple songs.”
Says he:
You’re not fooling anyone, Miley. We all the last place you want to be is under the scrutable eyes of the Disney empire that owns your ass. You’re just playing this happy facade because they threatened to pee in your cereal.
They own your birthday…
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August 25th, 2008 at 1:05 am
I think Miley is being unneccessarily (how many double letters can one word have?) pessimistic that she’ll only get to turn 16 once.
I mean Nancy Del’Wotsit has been 46 for maybe the past 10 years and I’m sure if Madge hadn’t fessed up to being whatever age she was when she first hit the headlines, she’d be trying to convince everyone she was still 25 instead of whatever age it is she turned recently.