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The New Emoticons: The Gordon Brown Arse

EMOTICONS. Those things that show the user to be the kind of person who can quote entire scenes from Monty Pythoin. Ergo: a knob. Here are some new ones - Gordon BRown is very naughty boy:

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We all know those cute little computer symbols called ‘emoticons,’
where:

:) means a smile
and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some ‘ARSE-ICONS?’
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

(_o_) an arse that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a lazy arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_£_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse

(_GORDON_) pain in the arse

Thanks

  1. 1 Saul Says:

    How about a stick them all up your arseicon

  2. 2 June Says:

    Love it! thanks Anorak

  3. 3 lyn Says:

    Brilliant indeed.

  4. 4 lyn Says:

    So totally clever, brilliant actually!

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