Bristol Palin Is With Child
SARAH Palin says her 17-Year-Old daughter Bristol is with child. Not that one. Another one.
You call a girl Bristol, you are begging for trouble:
“We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us,” reads the statement from Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her husband Todd.
“Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned,” they continued, referring to their 17-year-old daughter. “As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support.”
The Palins said that “Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media, respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates.”
Hear ye:
Gov. Palin is a strong proponent of teaching abstinence-only sex education to teenagers.
Bristol fashion…
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Bristol is not pregnant, she was pregnant. This is the McCain camp trying to debunk the real story. Trig is Bristol’s child. Governer Palin is the grandmother of the down syndrome child. They created this story because it’s less damaging than the fact that Gov. Palin is lying about the birth of Trig. Bristol was hidden away at home, supposedly of mononucleosis, during her last 4 months of pregnancy. People who worked with the Governor didn’t believe she was pregnant, she wasn’t showing during the whole period.
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Artemis
Do you actually have any evidence at all to support your claim?
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:16 pm
The whole scenario fits together logically like this:
Bristol originally got pregnant last fall not by the boy they are now claiming to be the current father, but by a full-blooded Inuit or Eskimo. Bristol insisted on having an abortion, but her mother forbade her. Bristol ended up agreeing to have the baby under two conditions: 1. She would stay home from school until the baby was born, and 2. Her mother would claim that the child was actually hers. This second condition actually was a stone that killed two birds, since it would explain the baby’s squinty-eyed appearance, since they could say that because Sarah is an older mother, the baby has Down’s syndrome. Some years later, of course, it will turn out that the baby doesn’t have Down’s syndrome — but that could just be chalked up as another “miracle.”
So far, so good. We all know that Bristol stayed home those five months, and Sarah claimed to have miraculously given birth to a baby, even though she hasn’t looked pregnant beforehand.
Then, last Sunday morning, because of Sarah’s nomination has McCain’s VP, the bloggers started surmising most of the truth. Sarah, Bristol and their family and cohorts looked like they were going to be caught in their lie, so as a last-ditch effort they claimed that Bristol was five months pregnant. This apparently solves the problem, since if this were true Bristol could never have given birth to Trig (so-named because of the one son and two-mother triangle).
Just one more lie, to cover up the whole preceding string. This one seems to be working. Even the bloggers seem to have mostly fallen off from the track. Later, it will turn out that Bristol will have “unfortunately” miscarried the baby. But that won’t be until after the election in November.
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Ah yes; that well known genetic condition known as being an Inuit….
September 5th, 2008 at 3:28 am
Here’s my bet: 75% chance that she will have that Liberal Media induced miscarriage caused by stress. 25% chance that this is baby number 2, and she is only 3 1/2 months pregnant–they are obviously a fertile family.
Read this Fairytale to your children!
http://www.moms-views.blogspot.com/
September 8th, 2008 at 2:09 am
I`m thinking now that it might be interesting if the Old man and his Babe win the election. It will be a non stop soap opera for a year or two, until they both get impeached, and Nancy Pelosi is appointed an interim president.
September 16th, 2008 at 4:10 am
WOW could you dumbass libs care about anything less important? Thank God, yes i said God so don’t freak out you Godless libs, that this country is run by a group of people with a set of nads (Republicans) and will continue to be regardless of who wins this election.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:16 am
Yeah, we see where those nads are busy in Republican families.