Saudi Arabia Says Mystic Meg, Russell Grant And Other TV Astrologers Must Die
MYSTIC Meg. Russell Grant. Jonanthan Cainer. Your time is up. But you knew that already. A Saudi Arabian cleric confirms it:
“Sorcerers who appear on satellite channels who are proven to be sorcerers have committed a great crime … and the Muslim consensus is that the apostate’s punishment is death by the sword,” Sheikh Saleh al-Fozan told al-Madina daily.
“Those who call in to these shows should not be accorded Muslim rites when they die,” the prominent cleric added.
When? When Saturn is in the house of Venus and the moon in its second balcony..
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September 15th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Wonderful Russell Grant, I had a reading with him some 10 years ago and totally everything he said was 100% spot on, although I declined to take his advice on a few issues - which really caused me some issues he said could happen if he didn’t!
Didn’t like Russell wearing those jumpers, but i suppose at the time it was some form of fashion…… Russell - if you are reading this I go to (edit) every day to watch you read my stars! I’m a Capricorn and you are SO right with everything you say!!
Mystic Meg makes me howl - just by how she looks…. Really wouldn’t like to be at a halloween party with meg about ….. she’s make the pumkins run and hide!!
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September 14th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
So, for them to be proven sorcerers then they must have accurately predicted things. Therefore all those people who ring in are not telephoninging sorcerers, but mere charlatans - and we’re all going to heaven after all! Wahey!
Except Mystic Meg, of course. She’ll be joining the diviners, astrologers and magicians in the 8th circle for giving us all those duff lottery numbers years back. Big Russell is forgiven for ‘Postcards’ and for sporting some great jumpers.
Maybe this is why Penn and Teller keep giving away secrets. They don’t want to be stuck in a box between David Blaine and Paul Daniels for all eternity.