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What Britney Spears Sounds Like Naked
THIS is what Britney Spears sounds like naked:
Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Britney Spears, Celebrities, Twitterings Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 18th, 2008 at 1:32 am
Very, very bad breath control. Very weak supporting muscles. Very unfit girl. She can sometimes hit the notes though - so send her to singing lessons and make her work for a few months and she’ll sound like her records.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Ah, until the end I was almost fooled. She doesn’t sound trashy enough to be Britney at the end though! Oh but if it were true, there WOULD be hope for us all…..
September 17th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I hope that this is genuine. If so, a realtime signal processing unit embedded in my larynx may be within my grasp (and means) very soon. I’ll have a three way-switch (no doubt the cheapest model) allowing my own reedy northern twang, a blend of Ricardo Montalban and Jose Ferrer, and finally Ronald Colman - for when I want to pass myself off as a cultured being of taste and educayshun.
[pleasepleaseplease Santy Claus. One of these, and not more bloody novelty ties this Christmas. Sometimes it feels like I only keep the loinfruit around for spare parts, and finding another Daffy Duck tie inside the wrapping paper is generally when I start prodding them to determine the health of those organs they are keeping safe for me.]