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Posted: 12th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 12th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Aha? …. The perfect opportunity:
An Eskimo was a bit bored with looking at the vast white emptiness and decided he needed a change of scenery, so he booked a holiday to Australia. Soon after arrival, he headed off to the wide green, then increasingly brown and arid hills and valleys in an old Rent-A-Wreck motor car. He was a few days into the tour when driving along a country road, suddenly the car started to stall cough and splutter. Then it conked out. After desperately trying to re-start it without success, he pulled up the bonnet, looked bewildered at the engine and sat down, defeated.
As it happened an Aussie was walking along the road and saw the lonely Eskimo sitting on the grass verge. The Eskimo beckoned him over and said: “We don’t have cars where I come from, can you please help me?”
The Aussie peered under the bonnet and said to the Eskimo: “I know what your problem is mate, you’ve blown a seal. ”
The Eskimo looked at him, in a clearly profoundly shocked way, and said icily :
“So what? You shag sheep.”
Any litigation-minded Inuit, Yupik or Australian who finds that offensive or racially intimidating can sue my ol’ mate Rick. I will forward his details on request.
Kiwis need not apply.
October 12th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Dat dere remoinds me of moi oirish mate Paddy who was told by his brigade leader to blow up a motor car…………….Paddy did and he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe………..
October 12th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Bugger this travelling lark; I’m going back to New Zealand, where men are men and the sheep are nervous…
October 12th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
No marriage necessary Silvio! WJ Clinton should be your guide in this respect, though he always preferred blowing his sax organ.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Smoking is bad for your health; he was just trying to protect his lungs…