Strange News, Politics, Sport, and Celebrity on the Anorak
Splash News on Michael Jackson’s death - “It’s like the FA Cup final”
Rachel Riley Is New Face Of Countdown
RACHEL Riley is not Carol Vorderman… One from the bottom please, Rachel…
Posted: 21st, November 2008 | In: Twitterings Comments (24) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
- Madeleine McCann Not In Malta Or Morocco
- Madeleine McCann: The Story In Pictures
- Michael Jackson Dies Without His Nose On
- The Most Bizarre X-Ray Pictures
- Michael Jackson Presents More World’s Best Misspelled Tattoos
- Asda Puts Cock Soup On Top Shelf: 28 Smuttiest Foods Ever
- Hayden Panettiere Presents The World's Best Misspelled Tattoos
- The Real Story Of How Michael Jackson Died
Recent comments
Regular Features
Archive
February 15th, 2009 at 11:04 am
The word “mathsturbate” comes to mind
Mathsturbate….verb…to ask Rachel Riley for three consonants and a vowel, while playing Countdown.
February 15th, 2009 at 2:07 am
The point of Countdown (surely) is the game. Numbers and letters: who cares about the presenters? I don’t mean that as it sounds. Rachel and Jeff are non-irritating (unlike Vordermann) tv presenters who don’t think they are bigger than the show. In my NSH opinion, the show runs more smoothly than it did when ‘celebrities’ imagined we were interested in their (boring) personalities and comments.
January 28th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Out of a hundred…..mmm…i’d give her 1 !!! Think i am gonna watch countdown now!
January 26th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Rachel is indeed well fit, with all those vowels too.! She can give me a consanant anytime! Soooooooooooo pretty.
January 18th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
This girl is hot. Sex on very long legs. Was wearing nice little black dress Friday 16th with tittillating hint of cleavage. This is what we want. Hope to see more of her in the future.
January 16th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
I just seen her for the 1st time. Man did you see those heels and those long long legs. I’ll watch just for the odd glimpse of her. Carol who?
January 15th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
hk, what is pubes ?
January 15th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Rachel Riley has really long legs and no pubes.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
i agree with chris, i’d **** her out as well.
January 13th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
chirs, yes, i saw it too, very good
January 13th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Rachel did very well with her debut yesterday. She’s bubbly, attractive, clever and genuine. And SOOOOO much easier on the eye than Carol was when she first started. The world will now be her oyster and opportunity will come beating down the doors. And Rachel will once and for all put paid to the myth that blonde Essex girls don’t have brains.
January 13th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Who gives a damn what Carol’s replacement looks like is the programme producer, who has to increase viewer numbers and thus advertisers revenues. That’s how it is in this very bottom-line-orientated commercial world I’m afraid! Rachel’s attractiveness will pull in more viewers whereas an older person, regretfully, would not.
January 13th, 2009 at 5:38 am
New presenter is enough of a landmark but why are all these stupid sexist comments distracting from the programme. It is ridiculous, not to mention offensive. We are in the fortunate position that Vorderman was ‘noticed’ for her intellectual acumen, so its important that anyone who follows in her shoes should have the same amount of respect. The sexist comments above are creepy and pathetic. If the new person is bright, thats enough. Who gives a damn what s/he looks like?
December 12th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
I so would both of them, together or not, preferably with their mothers! Vorderman’s mother looks well hot!
December 12th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
She is fit but vorderman is the ultimate milf !!!!
December 9th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
well “hello rachel” can i have two big ones and 4 small ones.
hear goes 6,9,9,3,100, and 25.
and the target is 325.
November 26th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Regarding the appointment of Rachel I would like to state that I’m thrilled and delighted, not necessarily in that order.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:32 am
tissues ready
November 24th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Well, goodbye Carol………
HELLO Rachel, lots better to look at and I know which one I would rather look at for 45 mins…….
November 24th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I would. And Vorderman. Together
November 23rd, 2008 at 4:39 am
Hmm. Replace a clever brunette lady with a clever blonde lady. This is the twenty-first century people. We must break out of our old stereotypes. Now that we will have a sports presenter in the shape of Jeff Stelling as presenter, why not try something entirely new.
How about the re-animated corpse of Alistair Sim doing the numbers? Or a dog’s head on a human body - its barking interpreted by an animated on-screen character?
Countdown’s primarily elderly audience is dying off. If the show is to compete with the likes of MTV and YouTube, we have to think in radically different ways. How about if the contestants have to lose a finger joint for each letter under 7 in the words they can make from the letters? That’ll get the yoof watching.
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:09 am
Carol Vorderman made a mistake in quitting. Once, she was the only kid on the block, now there`s a new one. Rachel certainly gets an A+ from me.!
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:05 am
Younger, sexier and lets hope she’s as quick on the puzzle board as Carole.
We’ll miss the good times but life moves on. Hell, given the chance, etc etc
Someting to dream about while solving the conundrum
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:44 am
Fitter and sexier than Carol