Pole-Vaulting For Allah: Atilla Ahmet Meets Michael Moore
CAN Atilla Ahmet be the new face of Taliban terror in the UK? Can he take over where “mad mullah” Omar Bakri and hook-handed Abu Hamza left off?
Atilla has the name. He has the beard. He lacks an obvious deformity. But he does have a theme song.
As the Sun reports in “Hey Mr Taliban come and bomb England”, Atilla is a fan of Harry Belafonte and entrained children at a party at the Jeamah Islamic School, East Sussex, by singing that headline lyric.
The next line of the bananas song goes: “Before daylight come you wanna see 10 Downing Street gone.”
The Telegraph takes up the tune, in a round-robin format. Perhaps the Taliban could work on a version of London’s Burning. But for now:
“Come mister Taliban, come implement shariah.
“Come mister Taliban come bomb England, before the daylight come, inshallah it will be done.”
Atilla really is showing promise. And his infectious creativity is encouraging the newspapers to raise their game, and come up with headlines such as the Times’: “Terrorist camp recruits went paintballing and pole-vaulting for Allah.”
Pole-vaulting for Allah… Is that a working title? Has anyone told Michael Moore?
It’s all looking good for Atilla. But then the bad news. Attilla is in jail. He has already pleaded guilty to soliciting to murder.
And so the hunt for Britain’s grinning loon goes on…
October 12th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Ummm….right.
Maybe this is some kind of odd twist on a “Make a Wish” Foundation? The terrorist will die (suicide attacks), so they are completely their wishes one terrorist at a time?
October 12th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
The tabloid press need a loon-in-residence
October 15th, 2007 at 10:14 am
The papers have all got it wrong,lies and more lies,I was there at the time of the made up song and and it wasnt like that at all,we were camping with our familys not with young men, or children and Atilla said to his friend in the camping grounds “ere i bet the trees are bugged and as a sarcatstic joke he made up a silly song as a wind up,but little did we know an undercover was recording.Atilla only ever went camping with his family so the papers should thire facts right.
October 15th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Also the reason he pleaded guilty was because he felt he wasnt going to get a fair trial,with the way the media demonized him,obviously he cant defend himself in court now,theres always 2 sides to a story. The cps have stitched him up and lied and theyre allowed to get away with it,and all the papers do is take what they say and add to it and twist the story so it looks like they are right.Had the cps played the recording of the song in court the jury would have heard he was messing around,but they read it out instead.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
i am the elder brother of atilla ahmet, i was with him on the 1st of september 06 outside the bridge to chinatown restaurant, i was also arrested and spent 8 months in prison, the terrorist charges was dropped ,to justify 8months of being in prison, the cops(pigs)still took me to the old bailey to face a charge under the firearms act, i was found NOT GUILTY august of this year 2007,the press lied about my case, especially the BBC, i would not spit on the media as my spit would become contaminated, thats how filthy they are,and now more and more lies about my brother atilla, you are not satisfied that my brother has pleaded guilty even though he is not guilty, when will the lies stop,when will the media tell the truth,the answer, NEVER NEVER NEVER..
October 26th, 2007 at 9:03 am
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