Al-Qaeda Files Banned From London Underground
AN intelligence official has left a top-secret Al Qaeda files on a commuter train.
The Times says the yellow folder on a train from Waterloo marked, “For UK, US, Canadian and Australian eyes only”. Only about 400million people are allowed to read this file. It’s that secret.
These orange folders (Guardian) are covered in more health warnings than a carton of cigarettes or a bottle of alcopops – both of which are banned on the Tube.
These files should also be banned, presenting as they do a clear and present danger to a safe and peaceful journey.
Picture: Beau Bo D’Or Website
June 12th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Oh, give it up!!
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June 12th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
So, not just Elephant foot umbrella holders and the usual fare.
June 13th, 2008 at 8:52 am
I guess pink ones are still OK…?
June 13th, 2008 at 9:34 am
How about banning passengers on public transport & people in open spaces ? It would make the govt’s job a lot easier regarding these pesky security issues.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:41 am
You can see why Orange have decided to scrap their strapline “The Future’s Bright, the Future’s Orange” folder strapline. From bright orange futures deliver us
June 13th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Do you believe those famous files are from a spy and all?
M&A I love the poster
June 13th, 2008 at 10:36 am
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AgendaWide Says:
June 13th, 2008 at 9:41 am
From bright orange futures deliver us
…so I take it you’re not supporting Holland in the footie then…?
June 13th, 2008 at 11:11 am
7 Dairy
OK give orange a Break Obama, leave colour out of it