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Missing Abu Hamza Already

abuhamza-hanky Missing Abu Hamza AlreadyABU Hamza, one-eyed, no-handed purple-faced people eater is to go on tour. Can he crack America?

Radical Muslim cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri has been refused leave to appeal to the House of Lords against his extradition to the US.

As the Daily Sport out it back then:“HAMZA CROSS THE WATER”?

US prosecutors want the 50-year-old to face trial on charges which include providing support to al-Qaeda.

With Hamza gone, who will be the gurning face of UK Muslim extremism. How long until we miss the wire-haired loon - our wire-haired loon?

The Egypt-born preacher is currently serving a seven-year jail term in the UK for inciting murder and race hate.

Situations vacant: Freelance terror consultant. We’re stumped.

BBC correspondent Andy Tighe said his lawyers are now likely to take the case to the European Court of Human Rights.

Our loss is the Americab labour market’s gain. Who volunteers for toilet roll duty..?

  1. 1 Terry Carty Says:

    I read somewhere the British taxpayer as well as supplying free board and keep has to supply a male nurse to clean him up after going to the toilet. Makes you wonder how desperate some people are to earn a living. Candidate for the worst job in the UK perhaps?

    If he thinks British jails are tough wait till he gets here in the US. Believe it or not in most states prisoners are charged for their accomodation and food and are given work in order to earn their living. Any suggestions as to a suitable job? Holding a shovel in a chain gang could be a bit difficult.

  2. 2 John Blake Says:

    Abu Hamza image is famous for his metal hook. Maybe, if possible a more natural plastic hand could replace his (dangerous) hook. Many reports suggest that British jails aren’t usually tough but like holiday camps(soft open prisons) where prisioners, get food, and use of many facilities,and can learn to speak different languages.
    There are a lot of people who have to clean elderly or handicapped people, but Terry I agree with you that wiping that gits arse is a lousy job.
    It is such a long time since Abu did a days hard graft that he would probably find regular work tough and a real shock.
    Yes, the Americans would find plenty of things for Abu to do……well, what goes around comes around,eh?

  3. 3 dairy Says:

    I hope they send him over to where that sheriff is in the US (forget his name) - the one who puts the prisoners on chain gangs in baking heat wearing pink…? and gets away with it!!!
    couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…

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