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Butt And Ben

by | 5th, September 2002

‘BUT back to bums, and so to the wedding of Jennifer Lopez and…Ben Affleck.

J-Lo cursed the day she started wearing padded knickers

Yes, that’s right, J-Lo has married again, just after her marriage to Cris Judd has ended. And the Enquirer was there to see the ”fairytale wedding”.

And all the usual suspects are on show. There are the ugly sisters, Leslie and Lynda, who made up two parts of the six-strong bridesmaid cheer team.

And there’s Matt ”Peter Pan” Damon on hand to give a best man’s speech and slap his thigh and shout ”Hurrah! at the top of his voice.

And… Oh, we’re halfway down the story and now the Enquirer tells us that Ben and Jen are only ”planning” to get married.

She’s not yet divorced from Cris Judd and any wedding can’t take place until the divorce is final, and that’s not until early next year.

And those guests are only in waiting and the likes of Elton John, Stevie Wonder, Ricky Martin and more are on the list but not yet in receipt of an invite.

Which gives plenty of time for Cinders to lose her shoes to another man.

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