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Trude Awakening

by | 19th, September 2002

‘TO paraphrase Leo Tolstoy: All cute babies are alike; all ugly babies are ugly in their own way.


And they don’t come much uglier than the little bundle of joy that ”celebrity vet” Trude Mostue and fiancĂ© Howard Thomas have produced.

To be fair to Trude, it is not entirely her fault – but let this be a lesson to all you women out there. If you are going to have a baby with a bald bloke, check his baby photos for the dreaded ginger first.

Trude didn’t – and look at little Froya Molly now. Even Hello! cannot manage a ”cute”, still less a ”beautiful”, about the two-month-old.

But we’re sure she will grow up to be a fine, upstanding member of the community and stick her arms up cow’s arses just like her mum.

Posted: 19th, September 2002 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink