Sleep Walks

‘AND then there were three. Wayne Sleep walked out of the I’m A Celebrity camp last night leaving only Phil Tufnell, Linda Barker and John Fashanu to battle it on tonight’s finale.

‘Does my bum look big in this?’

But the word is that Tuffers’ woman, Dawn Brown, is none too happy by the flirting between her 37-year-old boyfriend and the married Changing Rooms presenter.

Yesterday, Linda gave the former England cricketer a back rub, but that wasn’t enough for him.

‘I just need you to wear a pair of high-heeled boots and walk up and down on my back,’ he said.

Fash, meanwhile, couldn’t hear any of these goings-on. He was too busy with his head under water in eel-infested water trying to win food for his hungry mates.

Showing just what a tough bloke he is, Fash promptly fainted after his ordeal and had to be revived with a blast of oxygen.

No such problems for Tuffers, who scoffed five plates of live insects, before declaring: ‘That was probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever had to do in my life.’

It’s funny – the crayfish who got stuck down Fash’s pants said exactly the same thing.

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Posted: 12th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink