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Baby, We Don’t Care

by | 27th, May 2003

‘TARA Palmer Tomkinson has proved herself posh by appearing in a Walkers crisps ad.

The world’s second worst dressed woman

The Mirror has confirmed it is now a serious paper by today’s revelation that not one, but two, England footballers read it. Or, at least, look at the pictures.

The paper shows Wayne Rooney and girlfriend Colleen McLoughlin sunbathing in Spain and looking at pictures of themselves in yesterday’s paper.

”England teammate Steven Gerrard, 22, and his partner had earlier grabbed their own copy of the Mirror,” it says.

If Gerrard gets a copy of today’s Mirror, he will see his ex-girlfriend, Brookside babe Jennifer Ellison, doing a Britney impression.

”Wearing a skin-tight gold PVC outfit, the 20-year-old starlet looked the spitting image of Britney Spears,” the paper says, as she performed her first live gig in Liverpool.

Meanwhile, Britney has shed her blonde locks and is, in the view of the paper, ”going through some sort of fashion crisis”.

Given that this is the person who has been named worst-dressed woman in the world for the past three years, you can only imagine how bad it is.

So, finally to Girls Aloud blonde Sarah Harding, who has apparently been told to ditch her boyfriend, Mikey Green from Popstars rejects band Phixx, because he’s not famous enough.

”Sarah is incredibly sexy and one of the most instantly recognisable singers in the band,” an insider tells the Mirror.

One of the most instantly recognisable singers in the band – high praise indeed!

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