Anorak News | World Goes Barker Mad

World Goes Barker Mad

by | 28th, May 2003

‘WHEN the rescue plane landed at the North Pole to pick up polar explorer Pen Hadow, the only surprise was that Linda Barker wasn’t there as well.

Linda reveals how to perform a jungle enema

After all, the Changing Rooms presenter has managed to get everywhere else since emerging from the Australian jungle to a world who finally knew who she was.

This morning, ”I’m A Celebrity’s jungle queen” is in the Express, explaining to readers ”how she manages to look fabulous at 41 and how she kept up the glamour even when marooned in the rainforest”.

Marooned? On a film set with plastic crocodiles, fake plants and polystyrene rocks – pleeease!

Tomorrow, in the second part of this ”brilliant” four-part series, Linda gives us her recipe for healthy eating.

On Friday, we learn how Linda keeps her sex life with hubby Chris fresh and exciting – and on Saturday we get to see how she wipes her bum.

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