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by | 3rd, June 2003

‘THE housemates find out today which two are up for eviction, but not before there were more tears in the house.

Dib, dib, dib

”I don’t think I’d handle it and I don’t think I’d take it on the chin,” sobbed Sissy. ”I at least want to be here for four weeks.”

However, the girls’ task may have become easier after it was revealed that there was a phantom weer in the house.

Justine stormed out of the loo, reporting that the toilet seat was wet and sparking a major investigation to find the culprit.

The girls immediately ruled themselves out – ”Girls don’t do that,” said Steph – but the boys also denied being the ones with the bad aim.

However, the finger of suspicion points to Ray, who looked distinctly shifty as he issued his denial.

No wonder the Irishman is talking about quitting the house – he’s been dressed as a scout all day and now all this fuss over a wet toilet seat. He should take his toggle where it is more appreciated…

Posted: 3rd, June 2003 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink