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The Silent Killer

by | 5th, June 2003

‘ONE marriage that is still going strong, despite plentiful rumours to the contrary is that between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

Jen got her protective coat on just in time

But only just because Jen recently survived a terrifying encounter with an in intruder in her new £14m Hollywood Hills home – mould.

”It was black and thick and really nasty,” a shaken Friends actress said in an interview. ”I had never seen anything that disgusting.”

Well, not since she accidentally walked into Matt Le Blanc’s dressing room while her co-star had his top off.

”I started cleaning it out,” Jen continues, ”than I got very, very sick.”

Fungal expert Dr Eckardt Johanning explains: ”Mould does not discriminate between rich and poor.”

At least not yet – scientists are, as we speak, working on a strain of mould that A-listers like Brad and Jen are immune to.

Next week, the day Meg Ryan came face to face with dust in her living room…

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