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Love Me Do

by | 13th, June 2003

‘THIS week’s Enquirer is shaping up into an extravaganza of Brit power. And following the story of the Princess and the actor, we hear of Paul McCartney and his new wife Heather Mills.

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The magazine says that the 60-year-old former Beatle is ”deeply hurt” that none of his four adult children bothered to congratulate new wife Heather on her pregnancy.

A picture of Paul hugging Heather’s tummy and doing his open-mouthed pop face, while she pouts to the camera, accompanies the news.

Amazingly, that failed to impress his children, and so too did Paul’s apparent attempts to patch things up by suggesting that daughter Stella organise a baby shower for Heather.

Once more we are stunned to report that the ice has not been broken. An insider even says that Paul’s children ”made a point of snubbing” the honest and down-to-earth Heather.

But not to worry because once he’s got his new child, he can lavish all his attention on it. And the ungrateful foursome can disappear – forever.

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