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Moore Is Less

by | 22nd, June 2003

‘WHEN Demi Moore spent $400,000 on a new body, she went for most of the usual features – new breasts, new bum, new stomach, new thighs and new face.

Demi’s left hip and knee had rusted again

But she foolishly said ‘no’ to one important optional extra – and now she is paying the price.

According to the National Enquirer, the 40-year-old actress is being cheated on by her toyboy lover, Ashton Kutcher – and she doesn’t know anything about it.

A source close to the 25-year-old says he has one major vice, women, and he is not very good at monogamy.

”Demi’s very possessive and if she knew he was out on the town flirting with other girls at this early stage of their relationship, it would break her heart,” the source said.

”She’s going to need eyes in the back of her head to keep up with Ashton because he’s the biggest hound in Hollywood.”

Ironically, Demi could have had eyes fitted in the back of her head for only an extra $20,000 when she went for her full body makeover.

To have them fitted now could set her back $100,000 – a lesson, if ever we needed one, that it doesn’t pay to skimp on important capital projects.

Meanwhile, Kutcher’s own eyes are wandering and the object of his lust is Mrs Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.

”That photo of her with her legs crossed from Rolling Stone was the screensaver on my computer right through college,” he admitted.

But his attempts to update that image with a more candid shot failed recently, despite having a $1,000 bet with a friend that he would take the married actress out on a date.

”Ashton approached Brad at a party and asked for permission to take his wife out,” a friend of the couple tells the Enquirer. ”Brad wasn’t even mildly amused.”

And nor we suspect will Demi be when she finds out. In fact, it would break her heart – were it not now made out of a toughened, shatterproof plastic.

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