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An MA In Marriage

by | 23rd, June 2003

‘WE hereby propose that the first year of a couple’s marriage be renamed forever – from the Paper Anniversary to the Magazine Anniversary.

Where are they now?

And to celebrate their MA with us are Jack Ryder and Kym Marsh, ”proving the doubters wrong”.

Can it really be a year since Kym and Jack got married? It must be because OK! says it is, and invites us to take a look at what the nine-carat-gold-plated couple are up to now.

”The time has flown by,” says Jack, who would be expected to say that time has dragged as he’s been pretty much unemployed since his soap character was killed off.

But it seems that each day with Kym is like a lifetime. ”It feels like we have known each other for ages, for years, for all our lives. But when you look at the time scale it has been five minutes…”

What was that about time really dragging when you’re having fun?

Of course Jack forgets to mention past lives, when Kym was a famous popstar with golden tonsils and polycystic ovaries (like Victoria Beckham and Jools Oliver), and he was ”every girl’s pin-up”.

But that was then and this is now…

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