Rear Admirable

‘ONCE may be luck, twice could be coincidence, but three times shows higher forces are at work.

Ashley is still making some noise

We’re not talking about Sir Roy Meadow’s law about cot deaths here, but about American tennis star Ashley Harkleroad’s bum, which this morning makes its third appearance in as many days in the Star.

Like the Cheshire Cat in Alice In Wonderland, the 18-year-old’s Lycra-encased derriere remains long after the rest of her departed, beaten by Maria Sharapova in the first round of the ladies singles.

The excuse for publishing the picture again today is by way of illustration of a text message sent to the Star by Pagey, one of its more literate readers.

”WOT A LOVELY BOTTOM ASHLEY HARKLEROAD HAS. IT’S PERFECT,” he writes.

No doubt, as we speak, Pagey is busy studying Page 5 of today’s paper where Big Brother contestant Tania bends over and shows off her ”shapely rear”.

We look forward to his assessment tomorrow.

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Posted: 27th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink