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‘DESPERATE times call for desperate measures, and so it was for the robber who tried to steal from a supermarket in Blackwood, south Wales.

His perfect crime began to go awry when the pair of underpants he had pulled onto his head in order to conceal his identity slipped. Shaken, but undeterred, the robber grabbed the till with such a mighty heave that it came loose of its moorings and smacked him in the face.

He then fled – bleeding.

Said a policeman: ”He had two holes cut in the pants to see through, but this does not seem to have been the best prepared attempt.”’

Posted: 30th, June 2003 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink