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A Damp Squib

by | 1st, July 2003

‘THE arrival of new housemate Lisa to shake up the Big Brother house has had all the effect of striking a match underwater.

‘You’d better run, you’d better take cover’

‘I’m as mad as a hatter,’ she told Steph as they listened to passing planes in the garden. ‘I’m a lot more bubbly than any of you have seen.’

Having failed to impress Steph, she tried Scott. ‘I bet you think I’m mad, don’t you?’ she asked after professing to possess psychic powers. ‘No,’ he replied – as she no doubt already knew he would.

In fact, the only horseplay going on in the house comes courtesy of the housemates’ latest task which involves them learning how to tack a horse and completing a show-jumping course.

While Anouska, the only British housemate with a semblance of a personality, is on her way Down Under to liven up the Big Brother Australia house, we get the human equivalent of a tin of slow-drying paint.

But we can report the sensational news that the housemates enjoyed cottage pie for dinner last night…

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