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Age Before Beauty

by | 11th, July 2003

‘IT is funny how the older, less lithe of the two parties in a celebrity age-gap romance is so often the more famous of the two. Why is that?

An imperfect match

There’s Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones, Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart and Demi Moore and her ‘toy boy’ lover Ashton Kutcher.

And isn’t it also odd that the younger lover is always in showbusiness?

One day we’ll get to the bottom of why this is so, but for now let’s look at the National Enquirer and see how Ashton and Demi are getting along.

While she is having ‘major doubts’ about their relationship, he is, apparently, keen to marry the star and have a baby. Wonder why?

In any case, it’s hard to see Demi sacrificing her expensively constructed frame for motherhood. Sources say that Demi is already worried that Ashton is spotting signs of ageing when the two are in bed.

In any case, she has three children already – Rumer, 14, Scout, 12, and Tallulah, 9 – by former husband Bruce Willis.

Which gets us thinking that when 25-year-old Ashton is 27, Rumer will of legal age and able to date her mother’s by-then-former beau in the guise of an up-and-coming actress.

And so it will go on and on, until, one day, cryogenics becomes viable and the showbiz merry-go-round can begin all over againÂ…

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