Jordan Goes Spare

‘GARETH Gates has denied reports that he was presented with a cake as he celebrated his 19th birthday in a bowling alley in Bangkok.

‘Come out, Gareth. I know you’re in there’

‘They are very hurtful to me and my family,’ said the singer (who claims to be only 18 and 376 days old).

‘I don’t know what I have done to upset OK! that it should publish these fabricated pictures of me blowing out the candles and with a bowling ball in my hand.

‘I can honestly say I have never come into contact with a bowling ball or indeed anything resembling it in my life.’

Not so, says Jordan, who claims that Gareth got his grubby little paws on the fine pair of bowling balls that she calls her chest.

‘Gareth is a coward and a little liar,’ she fumes. ‘He was too scared to own up about it at first, which made me look really stupid.’

And woe betide anyone who makes Jordan look really stupid! That, after all, is her job…

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Posted: 29th, July 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink