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Open Day

by | 28th, August 2003

‘AND so to our grand opening of another Hello! story.We’ve sent out the invitations and are pleased, nay, delighted to say that Claire Sweeney is happy to attend.

First she has to go to watch a free movie – Tomb Raider – but she’ll be along as soon as it’s over and the free drinks have run out.

And Louise Griffith is also relieved to accept our invitation. Louise is the girlfriend of Jenson Button… Jenson Button is a racing driver… Racing is a form of organised traffic…

We could go on, but rest assured you will know all about Louise when she wins BBC’s Fame Academy and becomes as famous and massively successful as David Sneddon.

And that’s the reply from Jill De Jong. You know Jill. Jilly? The Jill-ster? Jillicent? You probably know her better as the “Lara Croft model”.

Never mind, you’ll meet her at the opening to our story. Later we’ll open a bag of Twiglets – so expect to see Anthea Turner…’

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