Anorak News | Bog Off, Marsh

Bog Off, Marsh

by | 6th, October 2003

‘THE progression from wannabe to has-been is often a very quick one and it is a transition that Kym Marsh seems to be making with barely a backwards glance.

Kym was always ready for breast-feeding

It seems like it was only yesterday that the mother-of-two won her way through the first series of Popstars to take her place in the line-up of the ultimate manufactured band, Hear’Say.

She managed to desert that sinking ship before the rats had time to put their arm-bands on and embarked on a solo career and marriage to an EastEnders heart-throb.

No sooner had she completed one length of the aisle and back, she was deserting her husband and insisting on a trial separation.

Now, according to reports in the papers, her solo career is going down the pan with her new single Sentimental expected to be massacred when it comes out at the end of the month.

And so it is with great joy that we catch up with Kym and sometime hubby Jack Ryder in the pages of OK! “reunited and on the road to recovery”.

Of course, we take everything that OK! says about “the popular young couple” with enough salt to pay the whole of the Roman army.

But we can confirm that the couple were spotted in Harley Street – “home to the world’s top private doctors” – and that, as we know, can only mean one thing.

“After all, other celebrities have consulted practitioners in the same road for baby-making treatments,” it says.

“It is not uncommon for the rich and famous – take Madonna, for example – to consult private specialists when they want to start a family.”

Indeed not. Nor is it uncommon for people to walk down Harley Street on their way to, say, Cavendish Square or Regent’s Park – or, as in this case, a friend’s house.

Like a bad cop, OK! follows the couple to “an address in a mews-style property” off the famous London street.

“After more than an hour at a private address,” it says in its report, “the couple finally reappeared and jumped back into their racy motor.”

However, it should be noted that during the whole of this time, Kym was conspicuously not drinking alcohol and not eating soft cheese or shellfish.

We leave you to draw your own conclusions.’

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