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All The Breast

by | 6th, October 2003

”WITH her silicone-enhanced breasts, long blonde hair and penchant for kiss-and-tells,’ says OK! ‘it’s easy to categorise Alicia Douvall as your average egocentric airhead on the make.’

Alicia’s breasts were worth a fortune at Scrabble

And, in this case (as in every other case), we at Anorak are happy to take the easy option and categorise the 24-year-old as your average egocentric airhead on the make.

But we’d be wrong. Alicia, as OK! tells us, ‘boasts a private school education, an eight-year-old daughter she keeps hidden from the limelight, a new £3.5m house in Mayfair and a tortured past’.

And, that in anyone’s language, makes her an above-average egocentric airhead on the make.

In fact, so jealous is Alicia of daughter Georgia’s privacy that she only allows her to feature in six of the eight exclusive photos OK! takes inside the aforementioned £3.5m Mayfair house.

And she has had her boobs – those are Alicia’s, not Georgia’s – reduced from a GG to a DD in what was, at the last count, the eighth operation she has had on the offending articles.

As for the kiss-and-tells, those are now behind her, although OK! wants to know whether she did sleep with all the high-profile men she was linked with.

‘Yes,’ replies Alicia, ‘but I was always hoping for a relationship, not a one-night stand.’

Which is rather like the dog who continues to try to walk through a door with a big stick in his mouth, hoping that on one occasion the doorway might have become horizontal.’

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