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Reasons To Be Cheerful

by | 9th, October 2003

‘ON days like today when it appears that everywhere we turn there is just more bad news, we thank our lucky stars for the Star.

Holly knew the difference between a gold and platinum disc

After all, what better way is there to give us a lift than with a fabulous double-page picture of Anorak favourite Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh.

“Here’s a couple of strikers to cheer you up in the crisis,” the paper says – and suddenly all seems well with the world again.

So it is with a lighter heart and a spring in our step that we turn again to the papers – and now everywhere we turn the news could hardly be brighter.

For instance, the Star says Aussie singer Holly Valance has decided to return to the tried-and-tested formula for pop success and get her kit off.

Fellow Aussie songbird Kylie Minogue shows off her darker side in the Mirror, looking “stunning” in black tights and a slashed black sweater.

And the Sun has pictures of ex-telly host and Anorak legend Vanessa Feltz keeping “a firm grip on her assets” as she goes jogging in London’s Primrose Hill.

Police have issued an apology to residents of nearby Camden and Chalk Farm who phoned in yesterday to report a series of minor earth tremors – and say in future they will issue a warning every time Ms Feltz puts her trainers on.’

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