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Goody’s Goodies

by | 21st, October 2003

‘A COUNTRY gets the politicians it deserves – and likewise with its pop idols.

Jade tries to count her boobs

So while the Star reports on the antics of “Girl’s Alout” singer Cheryl Tweedy, we cannot help but feel that she reflects none too well on all of us.

Wasn’t it us who voted for her to be a star? Wasn’t it us who put her on a pedestal?

Of course, this is utter nonsense and none of it has anything to do with any of us. Honest, m’lud.

If it did, how could we look ourselves in the mirror each morning and know that Jade Goody is out there, at large – albeit not as large as she used to be.

That is the news in the Sun, where “Big Brother’s Miss Piggy” has slimmed down from a size 16 to a more modest size 12.

If that’s hard to envisage, her interview with a celebrity magazine conjures up something that should stain the memory for eons.

“I have a lot more energy and feel more confident,” says Jade.

“Before I got fit my nan used to say I had two sets of boobs. My tummy was also loose, which I felt was unattractive. But now my bottom is more rounded – and easy to grab.”

Not that anyone should ever try.’

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