Marriage Wrecker

‘UMA Thurman may no longer be an ugly duckling, but it does appear that she is a single woman again after he split from womanising husband Ethan Hawke.

Nicole’s ghost look was beyond pale

But if the Enquirer is to be believed she could soon be joined by Friends star Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman.

Hollywood’s hottest weekly may spot more cracks in the strongest relationship than you’d see on the average building site, but it is convinced that Jen’s marriage to Brad Pitt is on the rocks.

‘Jennifer’s lonely,’ one source tells the Enquirer – an observation that is supported by another source who says: ‘Jennifer’s lonely.’

But it seems from the accompanying commentary that the only reason ‘why Brad can’t make her happy’ is that he’s away filming a lot at the moment.

‘When they finally get time together, they have a great time,’ a friend says.

And neither do things seem so bad for Nicole Kidman, who is apparently talking marriage with rocker-beau Lenny Kravitz.

The only trouble is that Kravitz’s pals think he is a total commitment-phobe and will chicken out before he gets to the altar.

‘It’s almost as if Lenny is comparing these women to the ghost of his mother,’ a friend says.

However, other pals clearly think that Nicole’s pale complexion compares favourably with the ghost of Jeffersons star Roxie Roker and think the pair are heading down the aisle.

‘Nicole has told Tom she’s in love again and may soon get engaged and he said he’s thrilled for her,’ a source says.

He’s already gone out and bought her a pair of stiletto heels to wear to the ceremony with the pint-sized Kravitz.’

Posted: 2nd, November 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink