Circus Act

‘IT would need most of the Russian State Circus to juggle our old friend Kerry Katona’s overinflated mammaries and the other half to juggle her husband’s.

‘Can you get Kiss FM?’

But the Hot Stars columnist is more than just a gargantuan chest, as regular readers of Anorak will no doubt be aware.

She also has some strong views on a number of subjects.

For instance, she suggests that Anorak’s favourite photographer Penny Lancaster is only famous because she’s with Rod Stewart.

Shame on you, Kerry! Penny is also famous for prancing around in front of the camera in her underwear, as well of course as her pioneering work behind the lens.

Another barb is aimed at Dannii Minogue, whom Kerry says “nobody would be interested in if it wasn’t for Kylie” and who she thinks “should just be thankful that she’s doing well now”.

And poor old Des O’Connor gets both barrels – and these barrels (as you can see from the photo above) are definitely loaded.

“He doesn’t irritate me,” says Kerry of Des, “but he’s the only person I can think of who wouldn’t be on my wavelength.”

Time you retuned your radio, Kerry – if you can reach the knobs.’

Posted: 10th, November 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink