What The Doctor Ordered
‘SUCH is the power of the Atkins Diet that by the time you have finished reading this your writer will be ten pounds lighter.
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| ‘I stink therefore I am thin’ |
So light will I be that my fingers will actually float over the keyboard, followed by my paper-thin arms, my to-die-for waist and whats left of my legs.
Many of you will know what Im taking about since there are an estimated three million Britons on the diet.
Of those millions, almost all are celebrities.
Some of the others who make up the remaining hundred or so thousand dieters want to be like a celeb. Others just want to be less fat. And as nation, we are fat and getting fatter all the time.
So Dr Atkins it is. And tonight Channel 4 broadcasts a documentary that weighs the pros and cons of the eating regime.
But if ever a show needed smell-o-vision this one is it. You might look good after Dr Atkins has sculpted you. You might feel good. But you will smell like a decaying squirrel.
And unless thats what a Hollywood star smells like (and were sure Catherine Zeta Jones does not), youd best avoid the diet all together.’
Posted: 17th, November 2003 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
