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Locket Or Lose It

by | 20th, November 2003

‘IF Day-vid Beckham really wants to woo Posh once more, he could do far worse than buying her The Claddagh Gold Locket.

‘Two lockets and a pint of chicken’s blood please, mate’

This trinket, as the Enquirer explains, stands for friendship, loyalty and eternal love. On the back it says: ‘THE UNBROKEN RHTYHM OF ETERNAL LOVE, THE SACRED THREAD OF LIFE.’

Beautiful sentiments befitting a beautiful piece of ‘luxurious’ nine-carat gold.

But sometimes love needs more than mere words and glitter. Sometimes, as Nicolas Cage has discovered, it needs the sacrifice of a chicken.

The Enquirer says that he is hoping to save his strained marriage to Lisa Marie Presley by seeking advice from voodoo priestess Miriam Chamani.

‘Nic and Lisa have a desire to make it work,’ says Miriam. ‘Lisa Marie has problems expressing herself and is shy, so Nic needs to be more supportive and work on bringing her out and sharing more.’

Which surely means another order for his and hers Claddagh Gold Lockets. They say so much more than you can with mere chicken’s blood.’

Posted: 20th, November 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink