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by | 27th, November 2003

‘THE average young woman in Britain is £4,500 in debt, according to newly-released statistics – and the problem is only going to get worse.

Alternatively, buy 400 Rabbits

The Mirror suggests that 100% of 18-28 year olds now owe substantial sums of money – and, after binge drinking and sexually transmitted disease, debt is the biggest scourge for ”the Bridget Jones generation”.

But how do you stop spending when there are so many things to buy? Things like the Orgasmatron, for instance.

The Mail says the electronic device, ”which will make the Earth move for women every time”, could soon be on the market if testing of the prototype is successful.

Scientist Stuart Meloy has been already won approval from US authorities to test the matchbox-sized device on women who have problems reaching a climax.

The way it works is that the device is implanted in one of the woman’s buttocks and connected by wires to the appropriate nerves in the spinal cord.

A hand-held remote control causes it to send electrical impulses, the paper says, which trigger orgasm.

The Sun says the 48-year-old mother-of-two who went on holiday with her husband to test the device was so delighted by it that she didn’t want to give it back.

It is said that she had seven orgasms in nine days, including her first ever multiple climax.

This is all very well, but a couple of problems immediately spring to mind.

The first is the cost – at £8,000, it is likely to push debt-laden young women over the financial precipice.

And the second is how on earth do the women think their men will let them take charge of the remote control.’

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