Thong For Whoever
‘FROM talk of Victoria Beckham to the headline Im Talentless is, of course, a leap of Beamonesque proportions.
| Straight from the horse’s mouth |
And it goes without saying that it is not Mrs B who has been drawn by the Star into an admission of her own inadequacy.
But the list of possible candidates is such a long and undistinguished one that we cannot leave you in suspense a moment longer before we reveal the identity of the self-deprecating star.
Actually, we can so by way of a clue we turn to the Stars gossip pages where we learn that Jordan has, to use the rugby parlance, kicked men into touch.
Women bond better than a guy and a girl, says our overinflated friend. Its nature, isnt it?
How can men fully understand women completely when they dont have the same bodies?
By that token, 99% of the female population would struggle to understand Jordan as well, but one person who wouldnt is of course Anorak favourite Lucy Pinder.
The Star has a picture of the two buxom lasses together at the recent UK premiere of Spun and rubs its sweaty palms together wondering whether the two could soon become one.
Or, more realistically, the four become two.
Of course, you are probably no nearer guessing the identity of the talentless one we mentioned above, so by way of a final clue we draw your attention to Lara Croft model Lucy Clarkson and her all too conspicuous pink thong.
Still dont know who it is yet? Lets look at the evidence big breasts, flashes her thong…welcome to the wonderful 34D world of Jodie Marsh.’
Posted: 28th, November 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
