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by | 1st, December 2003

‘WHAT makes you laugh?

”What do you call a woman with one leg?” Eileen? ”No, Heather”

Do you, for instance think it is funny that Gareth Gates’ stammer is, as the Star reports, getting markedly worse as his star falls?

Have you laughed at Leslie Ash since her lips were inflated?

Not every one is as kind and generous as you and, believe it or not, many do think of Leslie as a figure of fun.

But things have just got funnier because Leslie wants us to consider laughing not just at her but at other women who have undergone surgery, like Heather Mills.

The Express has seen an interview with Ash in this week’s Radio Times in which the trout-faced star says: “People don’t laugh at Heather Mills because she lost a leg.”

No, they laugh at Mrs Paul McCartney because she is blessed with a rare wit.

The leg is just an added bonus, like funny man Roger De Courcey’s Nookie Bear.’

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