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Tipping The Velvet

by | 19th, December 2003

‘QUEEN Victoria reportedly did not believe in lesbianism. Not only did she not practise it, but she could not even countenance that other people did.

A Royal Command Performance

Of course, they didn’t have MTV in her day, otherwise she would barely have been able to turn on her telly without seeing an aging pop legend stick her tongue down some pop starlet’s throat.

But there is no such excuse for the current Queen – even her favourite programmes like EastEnders and The Bill have not shied away from a bit of girl-on-girl action.

And if that wasn’t enough, the Sun tells us how a Royal maid and her lesbian lover stunned a Buckingham Palace party by enjoying ”a steamy kiss” on the dance floor.

”Senior couriers reeled in shock when the pair – dressed as sailors – locked themselves in an embrace,” it says.

But Prince Philip apparently thought the whole thing was very funny, with one insider claiming he ”was laughing his head off”.

The sight of two sailors kissing – it must have reminded him of his own days in the Royal Navy…’

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