Brazier Burns Brightly

‘FLICKING through OK!, it’s pretty obvious that what Ben Affleck, Julia Roberts and the other stars who open their souls to OK! need is a miracle daughter like Natasha Bryer.

Goody and her gumdrop

But, life is rarely fair. But to give some of us hope, we find ourselves looking at what OK! calls the ”hottest men of 2004”.

Predictably, Jonny Wilkinson gets the top spot, edging out EastEnders’ Nigel Harman, actor Orlando Bloom, the ubiquitous David Beckham, Will Young (”I like my bum. I want more comments about it from people”) and actor Jason Merrells.

Also there are Freddie Ljungberg, Coronation Street actor Bruno Langley, Demi Moore’s son Ashton Kutcher and…

Well, we don’t want to spoil things, but having told you the list, we’d like you to make a guess as to which hero is the remaining hottest man on planet earth.

And, remember, he is there to give us all hope.

”George Clooney?” No! ”Colin Farrell?” Wrong! ”Jude Law?” Bad call. ”Cliff Richard?” Yeugh! ”Euan Blair?” No! ”Bryan McFadden?” Very, very wrong. ”Lee Ryan?” Pervert!

No, the answer is Jeff Brazier, the man who enjoys a ”high-profile relationship” with Jade Goody – who, incidentally, is at No.24 on the list…’

Posted: 12th, January 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink