The Big Five-O

‘IF Hilary Clinton is Miss September, then who is the even more familiar face of Miss July (and half of August)?

Miss July (and half of August)

Why, it’s none other than the king-size queen of the talk show, Oprah Winfrey naked as the day half a century ago when she was born.

The Enquirer tells us the somewhat disturbing news that Oprah is considering giving boyfriend Stedman Graham ”an eye-poppin’ surprise” as part of her 50th birthday celebrations – a series of classic nude pictures of herself.

Thankfully, the pictures are for Stedman’s eyes only, but one does wonder where this sudden craze for middle-aged women to take their clothes off – started by the Rycroft WI and immortalised in the film Calendar Girls – is going to stop.

Rumours persist that Vanessa Feltz, Fern Britton, Anne Diamond and Charlie Dimmock have all signed up to pose naked for a Comic Relief calendar.

And, even more disturbingly, we hear that in next year’s Royal Family calendar, the Queen’s corgi might not be the only model snapped wearing nothing but a dog collar.’

Posted: 12th, January 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink