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It’s All Relative

by | 14th, January 2004

‘CONGRATULATIONS to 22-year-old car saleswoman Kristina King, winner of the Star’s “sensational” Search For A Babe 2004 competition.

Not as big an arse as Johnson

Lucy Pinder she isn’t – let’s face it, who apart from Lucy is? – but she is “a blistering blonde” who lists Kelly Brook and Nell McAndrew as her idols and mo-delling and TV presenting as her ambitions.

And, despite beating thousands of other hopefuls to the crown, Kristina is reassuringly modest about her achievement.

“Obviously, I’m thrilled to win,” she said, “but honestly it really has taken me by surprise.”

And what better surprise with which to start her mo-delling career than to share the front page of the Star with her idol Kelly Brook and Voice Of An Angel Charlotte Church.

As Kelly strips off in the sun, Charlotte is said to be in a fury after learning that ex-boyfriend Steven Johnson’s new “girlfriend” is, in fact, his cousin.

The Star reminds us that the “love rat” staged a romance with Tazmin Proctor at Justin Timberlake’s party to try to make the 17-year-old singer jealous.

However, the pair only linked up to go to showbiz parties after Steven was dumped by Charlotte and Tamzin split up with footballer Sol Campbell.

“They were just playing up for the cameras and to wind up Charlotte,” a friend revealed. “It’s just one big act.

“Steven is from a huge family and Charlotte had no idea they were related.”

Note to readers from Norfolk: Yes, we know you are allowed to marry your cousins; it’s just a bit “icky”.

Note to readers from the New Forest: No, you are not allowed to marry your sister. Or your mother.’



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