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You Couldn’t Make It Up

by | 16th, January 2004

‘WHAT is the difference between Kerry McFadden, buxom wife of Westlife porker Bryan, and Jordan, buxom consort of anyone who asks politely?

Meanwhile, strange creatures were lurking in the bush…

The answer, according to the Star, which this morning runs the (very big) rule over the pair, is very little.

Both boast FF chests, although Kerry’s is completely natural, while Jordan’s is the result of three visits to the plastic surgeon.

Both are appearing in the new series of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!

But, as we reported yesterday, Jordan is likely to be paid up to four times as much as Kerry to appear on the show.

And the Mail offers an explanation as to why – make-up.

Apparently, it is not just your CV that you need to make up when you go for a job – wearing the right make-up on your face can more than double your salary.

The paper sent reporter Lucie Morris to six different branches of Reed Employment, wearing the same outfit and presenting the same CV. The only thing different was her hair and make-up.

Depending on how she looked, she was offered secretarial work for £16,000 a year, events management with a salary of £25,000 a year and an executive position at £35,000 a year.

Interestingly, no-one suggested a position as a journalist.’

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