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No Escape

by | 28th, January 2004

‘IT’S been a while – too long – but the Guardian has finally caught up with Cherie Blair.

Hell FM

Like you, we’ve been concerned about Cherie’s well-being ever since we received a Christmas card of her standing alongside a grinning loon.

But happily we can report that Cherie has been found alive and well and passing her time in Wandsworth jail.

No, she not in chokey for any wrongdoing, but to get on the microphone and launch the country’s newest radio station, Radio Wanno.

The station is mainly run by prisoners and aimed at the jail’s captive 1,200-strong audience.

And on day one of live transmission, who better than Cherie Blair QC to come along and greet all those pop pickers, and pickpockets, in her own inimitable style.

Unfortunately at the time of going to press, no transcript of her broadcast is available, but we are assured that DJ Cherie did better than Radio 1’s Sara Cox.’

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