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Oh, Danny Boy

by | 9th, February 2004

‘ANOTHER week and Julia Roberts (the ex-fiance of Kiefer Sutherland and just about every other man in Hollywood) is still married.

Julia and a husband

Not only that but the Enquirer, which spent months confidently predicting the break-up of her marriage to cameraman Danny Moder, can’t even see signs of a split.

Instead, it recounts a story in a new biography of the Pretty Woman star, which tells of the moment she first laid her eyes on Moder.

According to author James Spada, Roberts cooed: “Who’s that young hunk of burning love?”

And when advised to steer clear by co-star Brad Pitt, she replied: “Honey, someone needs to strip that boy down, wash him up good and bring him to my trailer.”

Very soon, as history records, Moder was in Roberts’ trailer, stripped down, wasked up, in her bed and in at the top of her list of Top 100 People I Have Been Engaged To.

Spada explains that the vegetarian actress has always had a thing for beefcake.

“A friend told me that Julia loves the six-pack thing,” he said. “They couldn’t understand why she was with Lyle Lovett, who doesn’t have a body at all.”

Presumably because he gave good head.’

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