The Naftas
‘YOU may have to wait until next Tuesday to find out whose boob will accidentally pop out when Justin Timberlake climbs on stage at the Brit Awards, although the clever money is on it being one of Cat Deeleys kittens.
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| ‘I’d like to thank Tony, Cherie, the factory in Germany that makes people like me, Ibrahim al-Marashi…’ |
But if you cant wait that long for your next awards show and lets face it, it is something of a disgrace that there isnt a single gong being handed out this weekend then youll have to make do with the Channel 4 Political Awards 2004 tonight.
There are six finalists this year for the award for having the greatest influence on British politics in 2003 Tony Blair, Robin Cook, George Galloway, David Kelly, Benjamin Zephaniah and Dave Chick
Intelligence sources suggest that Mr Cook was originally down to take the award, but under pressure from Downing Street his name has been amended to read Mr Blair.
We point out that Lord Hutton has investigated these rumours and agrees wholeheartedly with Leo Blair that it is all Channel 4s fault for not using indelible ink.’
Posted: 13th, February 2004 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
